Am i santa Claus, read bellow?

rececntly i have started to have santa like features, its really worrying me...im startign to grow a big belly, that is an awful lot liek a bowl full of jelly. my hair is growing gray and a beard is growing rapidly fast, a couple days ago i got turned on by a little kid and i was being extremly generous, giving the young ones presents. i have also started to have an addiction to milk and cookies and can't stop thinking about christmas, even though its months away. a pet reindeer is top of my christmas list. so am i santa claus? btw... my names nick...coinsidence?